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Old 10-31-2005, 01:01 AM   #1
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Default Spent the evening with a beautiful young woman

There we were. The oil lamps on the bar playing on her blonde hair and making her brown eyes sparkle. I told her stories of my younger days, which she listened to with great interest. She hung on my every word. When my glass got low, she'd hand me another beer. She wanted to hear about my childhood, my teen years, my hopes for the future. Looking at her, I could see the love and admiration in her eyes. The feeling is mutual. I'm overcome with the love I feel for her. Is it the beer ? Maybe it's just the fact that she's my daughter and I love her more than life itself.

When your Kids get old enough to hang out with you while you drink, it can be a wonderful thing.

For you dirty bastards that thought this was sometyhing else, shame on you.

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Old 10-31-2005, 01:38 AM   #2
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When your Kids get old enough to hang out with you while you drink, it can be a wonderful thing.
Even better still when they can drive you home.
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Monkey Jr. starts driver's Ed. in January. Does a drunk parent count as an adult when they are driving with their permit ?

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Old 10-31-2005, 02:27 AM   #4
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i feel that way about my dawg, Batist. the boxer in my sig. he's my brew'n, drink'n, and excersis'n bud. he's wore smooth out tonight from a hard day of brew'n and drink'n! gotta love him.

but he can't drive me home :~(

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Old 10-31-2005, 03:24 AM   #5
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but he can't drive me home :~(
Looks like he could pull the car tho.
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Monkey Jr. starts driver's Ed. in January. Does a drunk parent count as an adult when they are driving with their permit ?
I certainly hope so...mines been driving me around every time I'm impaired for six months.
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Old 10-31-2005, 04:05 AM   #7
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Monkey Jr. starts driver's Ed. in January. Does a drunk parent count as an adult when they are driving with their permit ?
I don't think so.

Call the police department (from a pay phone) to check the answer on this, but I think it is illegal for a new driver with a learners permit to drive while the responsible adult is drunk (as you are not at your full capacity).

My point is that if she was stopped and you were drunk you could still be taken to jail for a DUI even if you were not behind the wheel.
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HB 99 just had to slap reality on us didn't he? ;~)

El Pistolero, he drag's me arse all over place when we walk. he thinks he's walk'n me!

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i feel that way about my dawg, Batist. the boxer in my sig. he's my brew'n, drink'n, and excersis'n bud. he's wore smooth out tonight from a hard day of brew'n and drink'n! gotta love him.

but he can't drive me home :~(
Don't have any kids (YET) but my 2 chocolate labs have become my official taste testers, and the older one has been my beer buddy for 6 years now- he loves the home brew!
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ah, man's best friend! mine's the best dog (and frined!) i've ever had.....

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