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jmulligan · 10-21-2008, 02:03 PM

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**mmb** · 10-21-2008, 02:12 PM

"Wondered why it burned when you pee? I don't... anymore."

Just curious, how fast is terminal velocity of a society?

jmulligan · 10-21-2008, 02:22 PM

whores x (Desperate Housewives + P. Diddy) = Terminal velocity of society
MTV

menschmaschine · 10-21-2008, 04:20 PM

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.
I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.
I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

-Kramer

bernerbrau · 10-21-2008, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by menschmaschine

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store.
I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.
I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

-Kramer

GONORRHEA!