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Old 09-26-2007, 10:42 AM   #1
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TRUE STORY:So there I was.......at the bow of a 505 ft Destroyer.....everyone else was wearing their gasmasks because Iran was only 30 miles East of us......but I had to have a cigarete and I didn't give a damn about chemichal weapons...because I'm JUST-THAT-HARD........So then this Giant Squid shoots a tentacle out of the water straight at me...(I look him in his black, black eye)..Bastard knocks my swisher sweet (I'm a cigar aficionado) out of my mouth! Then I get mad. I pull up my sleeves and chop at least 7 tentacles off, saving the ship. The Skipper gave me a Congressional Medal Of Honor. TRUE STORY>

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Old 09-27-2007, 08:00 AM   #2
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I apologize for this post.... Think it was a combination of being Druck and bored.......

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Old 09-27-2007, 10:34 AM   #3
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Apologize? Your posts made for some good morning reads.
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Old 09-27-2007, 11:05 AM   #4
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I thought I saw Popeye do something like that 40-45 years ago.

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Old 09-27-2007, 12:51 PM   #5
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...Bastard knocks my swisher sweet (I'm a cigar aficionado) out of my mouth!
Best part of the story!
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:28 PM   #6
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wait, do cigar aficionados smoke swisher's?

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Old 09-27-2007, 08:07 PM   #7
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I don't think it was Swisher Sweets he was smoking, lol.

And cigar aficionados here smoke legal cubans.

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Old 09-30-2007, 01:24 AM   #8
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A real afficianado would've been smoking a black and mild, or if he was really seorious, a Tampa Nugget, and would've pulled off eight tentacles while saving a litter of newborn puppies and a couple of Korean orphans.


Nice try, man. I'm not buying it.

Know the difference between a sea story and a fairy tale? A fairy tale starts with " Once upon a time..", and a sea story starts with " This is no s**t!"

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Old 09-30-2007, 02:03 AM   #9
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No they don't. I smoke a swisher once in a while when I can't get my hands on anything else. I think that smoking a Swisher Sweet makes one an anti-aficionado.
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