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12-22-2013, 04:58 PM   #1
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 A scientific breakthrough!

This just came to me this morning while pulling a sample of a much too hoppy DIPA(is that ever the case?). Here is my hypothesis which will probably become a scientific law within the hour. Please excuse me if this has been brought up in another forum I am not trying to steal someones hard work. Here it is:

If a normal beer is made up of 90% water, and the human body is made up of +-60% water then it is safe to say that the human body is made up of +-54% beer.

Therefore, if one is to stay healthy, one must keep the beer level in their body at a minimum of 50%.

I know for sure that I have not been doing this and I plan on a new years resolution to keep my beer levels higher for now on.

BREW MORE, DRINK MORE.

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12-22-2013, 07:20 PM   #2
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That is some interesting math...how big did you say that sample was

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12-22-2013, 07:28 PM   #3
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It turned out to be a few samples, but it was just enough to come up with those numbers.

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12-22-2013, 07:29 PM   #4
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 Originally Posted by Bensiff That is some interesting math...how big did you say that sample was
Or how big was that DIPA

12-22-2013, 11:53 PM   #5
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If I were under 50% and took a piss, would that be deficit spending?

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12-23-2013, 03:36 AM   #6
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 Originally Posted by Zuljin If I were under 50% and took a piss, would that be deficit spending?
Nope, just quantitative peeing
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