AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Merc, that really made my day! I'm the epitome of "Big 12 fan" so it's right up my alley! (I'm also a SEC fan, but AFAIC the Big Ten and the Pac-10 can both go do something deviant to themselves with a rake handle.)
So, next year, we should start a pool on which coach has heart trouble first - Mack Brown due to his turning bright red whenever Texas screws up and getting all those bulgy veins, or Mark Mangino, from eating his team. And the other team. And the administration. And his budget. And recruits. I'm serious, the dude swallows humans whole, I swear it.