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MultumInParvo 11-07-2009 12:55 AM

Revvy IS Chuck Norris
 
I must admit that I didn't find this out myself, RGH was the first. I realized that when he stated that, "Revvy once had a 15 gallon yield in a 20 liter kettle... " I found the similarities to be undeniable.

Other things I have heard about Revvy include, but are not limited to:

It only takes Revvy 15 minutes for a 60 minute boil.
Revvy doesn't sleep, he only plans another brew.
Revvy doesn't calculate IBU's, the beer is as bitter as he wants it to be.
Revvy doesn't actually post on HBT, he makes his computer post for him.
Revvy once brewed a beer so delicious, it actually cured cancer.
Revvy once boiled a batch without any burners, he used his mind.
In the Bible Jesus turned water into wine, Revvy promptly turned that wine into beer.

Anyone else notice the power of Revvy?:D

MultumInParvo 11-07-2009 12:59 AM

I have another:

Revvy once ran out of pale malt, so he unroasted black patent.

DeathBrewer 11-07-2009 01:12 AM

When Revvy tastes a beer, it corrects itself to his palette.

weirdboy 11-07-2009 01:13 AM

Revvy full boils 10 gallon batches in a 2 gallon pot.
One time I saw Charlie Papazian kiss Revvy's feet.

MultumInParvo 11-07-2009 01:15 AM

Revvy would like to try no-chill brewing, but his wort already cools itself.

weirdboy 11-07-2009 01:17 AM

RDWHAHB is pronounced "Revvy".

imaguitargod 11-07-2009 01:18 AM

Revvy's grains malt themselves.
Revvy once turned Crystal 20L into Crsytal 120L just by looking at it.
Revvy once only had a 5 gallon carboy for a 6.5 gallong batch....he made it fit.


All hail Revvy!

shecky 11-07-2009 01:34 AM

Revvy's a tool. A really, really tall one. :p ;)

mmb 11-07-2009 01:39 AM

Awww... isn't this cute...

and somewhat creepy....

IrregularPulse 11-07-2009 01:41 AM

Revvy only had enough room up his arse for 2 human beings, but was able to fit in 5 :D


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