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Old 07-24-2008, 01:59 AM   #1
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Reasons to like Beer by 7 Year Olds

A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they
thought of beer.' Some interesting responses, but the last
one is especially touching.


7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad
says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get
to watch what we want On television when he is asleep, so
beer is nice.

7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer.
My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off
at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'


7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink
beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses to
each other, which is a good thing.'

7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on be er. He is funny.
He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't
have too much.

7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he
drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into
the pool.'

7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time
Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue
and they taste disgusting.'

7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he
goes to sleep.'

7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly
things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer
she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the
street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'

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That's f-cking funny!!!

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street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
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7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer.
My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off
at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
That is hilarious.
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