From Reader's Digest:
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, Why is the bride dressed in white?
Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, So why is the groom wearing black?
Thought I'd share!
"I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me." - Aldous Snow, lead singer of Infant Sorrow -- Kings Full Brewery --
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