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03-16-2006, 12:03 AM
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Yeah, it's chucknorrisfacts.com
Sorry if I highjacked the thread.
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Up next: Big Brew Off competition between me and Kaptain Karma as one team, and my two roommates as another--We'll be brewing Pale Ales with specifications on malts, hops, and total yeild to see who's version is better (and to end up with ten total gallons of great beer).
Also up soon: Belgian Dubbel
Primary: Grampa's Woodshed Apple Smoked Porter
Secondary: Zombiefoot California Common, Chocolate Strong Porter
Drinking: Seamus O'Drunkagan Irish Red, Humble Pie Imperial Stout, Capricorn IPA
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03-16-2006, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by El Pistolero
Q) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A) No one to talk to during orgasm.
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EL P. That's a keeper! 
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03-16-2006, 01:41 AM
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
(Did I hear that here? Like it anyway  )
Or maybe that was Léon...
EDIT - yep, got that one from HurricaneFloyd - credit him, love the phrase 
Last edited by DesertBrew; 03-16-2006 at 02:55 AM.
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03-16-2006, 02:27 AM
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***DRAMATIZATION***
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Once the wind has been broken, it cannot be fixed.
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03-16-2006, 02:35 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possiblity of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Up next: Big Brew Off competition between me and Kaptain Karma as one team, and my two roommates as another--We'll be brewing Pale Ales with specifications on malts, hops, and total yeild to see who's version is better (and to end up with ten total gallons of great beer).
Also up soon: Belgian Dubbel
Primary: Grampa's Woodshed Apple Smoked Porter
Secondary: Zombiefoot California Common, Chocolate Strong Porter
Drinking: Seamus O'Drunkagan Irish Red, Humble Pie Imperial Stout, Capricorn IPA
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03-16-2006, 03:09 AM
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Lacks dental hygiene
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For those that voted pirate:
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
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03-19-2006, 04:10 AM
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He never fought a Sasquatch.
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Primary: Lager
Secondary: Sangiovese, Honey Nut Brown, some Pilsner/ale kinda thing that just won't quit...
Bottled:
Tar Sands Porter, Special Dark Bitter,Oaky Red ale, Hammer & Tongs Black Ale, Black Draught, Cooper's Bitter, Baron's Pilsner
Super Saazy Saaz Pilsner Saaz (It's a little green, yet)
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03-19-2006, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by sudsmonkey
Why do they call it "menopause" if only women have it ?
What's the pinky toe good for ?
How 'bout the belly button ?
Why did they put Air Supply albums on CD ?
Why does " My body, my choice " only work for women ? It's my body, and I wanna make love !
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The belly button is actually the knot from your umbilical
cord through which you were fed while in the womb.
As for "my body, my choice", I've been an organ donor all my life...   , the hard part is finding someone who wants it!!
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03-19-2006, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Sasquatch
He never fought a Sasquatch.
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No, but he did stay at a Holday Inn Express last and still got killed by Bruce Lee. 
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