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Old 03-16-2006, 12:03 AM   #11
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Yeah, it's chucknorrisfacts.com

Sorry if I highjacked the thread.

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Old 03-16-2006, 01:02 AM   #12
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Q) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?


A) No one to talk to during orgasm.
EL P. That's a keeper!
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Old 03-16-2006, 01:41 AM   #13
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.

(Did I hear that here? Like it anyway )

Or maybe that was Léon...

EDIT - yep, got that one from HurricaneFloyd - credit him, love the phrase

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Old 03-16-2006, 02:27 AM   #14
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

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Old 03-16-2006, 02:35 AM   #15
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possiblity of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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Old 03-16-2006, 03:09 AM   #16
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For those that voted pirate:

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.

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Old 03-19-2006, 04:10 AM   #17
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He never fought a Sasquatch.

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Old 03-19-2006, 04:19 AM   #18
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Why do they call it "menopause" if only women have it ?
What's the pinky toe good for ?
How 'bout the belly button ?
Why did they put Air Supply albums on CD ?
Why does " My body, my choice " only work for women ? It's my body, and I wanna make love !

Help me out.
The belly button is actually the knot from your umbilical
cord through which you were fed while in the womb.

As for "my body, my choice", I've been an organ donor all my life..., the hard part is finding someone who wants it!!
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:21 AM   #19
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He never fought a Sasquatch.
No, but he did stay at a Holday Inn Express last and still got killed by Bruce Lee.
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