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El Pistolero 03-15-2006 05:34 PM

Questions to Ponder
 
Q) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?


A) No one to talk to during orgasm.

TxBrew 03-15-2006 05:51 PM

It's over my head ....

Baron von BeeGee 03-15-2006 05:54 PM

He misunderestimated our profundity! And my preacher said atheists don't have orgasms.

Chairman Cheyco 03-15-2006 06:04 PM

Nice one.

:rockin:

Maybe they could call out to David Hasselhoff or someone of that nature?

Pumbaa 03-15-2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

It's over my head ....
Oh God! YES!! YES!! Oh my God! YES! . . .
That help?

homebrewer_99 03-15-2006 09:58 PM

(In an Andy Rooney drone)...Why is it called a buffalo head nickel if the buffalo is on the tails side of the coin?

sudsmonkey 03-15-2006 10:38 PM

Why do they call it "menopause" if only women have it ?
What's the pinky toe good for ?
How 'bout the belly button ?
Why did they put Air Supply albums on CD ?
Why does " My body, my choice " only work for women ? It's my body, and I wanna make love !

Help me out.

david_42 03-15-2006 11:24 PM

Quote:

And my preacher said atheists don't have orgasms.
And he would know, how?

Brewpastor 03-15-2006 11:58 PM

A terrorist goes to heaven and is introduced to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Patrick Henry and John Madison. "What about the virgins?" he asks. "Sorry," he is told, "all we have around here are Viginians."

rewster451 03-16-2006 12:01 AM

I hear atheists call out to Chuck Norris.

I don't know if you guys have seen the chuck norris facts website (I don't actually know the url), but it's effin' hilarious.

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King... And got one.
Chuck Norris once ate three 96 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

It goes on.


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