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Old 06-10-2012, 06:32 PM   #1
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Default The question is: What part of the fish weighs the most.

The answer is the scales

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Old 06-10-2012, 06:37 PM   #2
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Old 06-10-2012, 06:42 PM   #3
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i giggled...

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This made me laugh. Unfortunately next time I have to many this is probably the joke I will tell...

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That joke was an INJUSTICE!

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Hah. Went out to eat Sat night and the waiter was telling bad jokes. Here's one of them:

What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?

Highlight here >> Dr. Dre.

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Hah. Went out to eat Sat night and the waiter was telling bad jokes. Here's one of them:

What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?

Highlight here >> Dr. Dre.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

omg, i'm so going to use that one....
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Hah. Went out to eat Sat night and the waiter was telling bad jokes. Here's one of them:

What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?

Highlight here >> Dr. Dre.
Are you trying to objectify black people??




Cause everyone knows you should only do that to women!
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What's brown and sticky?




a stick
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Ooooh, a bad joke thread! I'm in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Highlight here >> Hey, where's my tractor

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