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Old 04-29-2010, 04:20 PM   #11
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Because nothing intelligent had anything to do with designing my back *rim shot*

Thank you and please tip your waitress!
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:25 PM   #12
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Cause that wasn't funny
True.

Ok, lets try again . . . . . .

Q: Why did God create beer?


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Old 04-29-2010, 04:26 PM   #13
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I've not heard of the cheap male hookers and Rush before - true? I can't believe that he'd still have his following if it was . . . . but we can dream, can't we?
See for yourself.

I just googled Rush and Hookers anc came up with all sorts of stuff, like this.

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/38192/
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:29 PM   #14
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See for yourself.

I just googled Rush and Hookers anc came up with all sorts of stuff, like this.

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/38192/
Oh that's priceless.
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:32 PM   #15
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True.

Ok, lets try again . . . . . .

Q: Why did God create beer?

A: So the Irish wouldn't take over the world



Now, to ruin the joke by deconstructing it . . .

While it might seem to be a joke making fun of the Irish, the root of why its funny is the implication that the Irish are so superior to the rest of us that without something hobbling them (rampant alcoholism), we would all be subjects of a vast Irish empire.
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You're a bit too coherent, Pal. Methinks you need to add a little etoh to the mix. (especially if you REALLY are on the Rush tip.)

I think maybe shots of apfelwein are in order.
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You're a bit too coherent, Pal. Methinks you need to add a little etoh to the mix. (especially if you REALLY are on the Rush tip.)

I think maybe shots of apfelwein are in order.
Yeah, what the heck? I feel cheated here.

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  • dispensing poorly conceived, drug-addled advice
  • posting irrelevant, barely cogent thoughts
  • occasionally falling asleep (i.e. passing out)
Not one of these things has happened. What a disappointment. I expect more from you, Pappers.
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Yeah, maybe I'm one of those "high-functioning" drug-addled people.

Think I'll try using some power tools now . . . .
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Damn, after all of these jokes, I think I need some oxycotin for me.


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