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Old 10-30-2009, 10:28 PM   #11
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I just had my first exam a couple weeks ago. No big deal. But then again, my doctor is a woman with smallish woman fingers. I did ask her if she could see the exit only sign back there.

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Old 10-31-2009, 01:03 AM   #12
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Old 10-31-2009, 11:43 PM   #13
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At my age when you go to the doctor with an ear ache the first thing he wants to do is put his finger in your butt. "Doc, I said ear not rear".
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Old 10-31-2009, 11:48 PM   #14
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There's a doctor near me that gives free exams any time you want. Only problem is that after the chloroform wears off I feel really groggy stepping down out of the van and it is hurts to sit down for a couple days.

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Old 11-01-2009, 01:38 AM   #15
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I did ask her if she could see the exit only sign back there.
Next time. Ask her to write your wife a note that your head is, in fact, not up there.
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Old 11-01-2009, 03:04 AM   #16
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With respect to the thread title: Too many pints will cause me to go PROSTRATE... but it won't affect my PROSTATE.

I had prostate issues (non-cancer) at about 38... GF took me to the ER at 3am and they catheterized me; they removed a liter of urine from my bladder (!). I was on the Flomax for a year until it stopped working, and then had surgery.

If a doctor recommends a cystoscopy, run crying. At least for the second one, I had a cute nurse handling my junk... even better since my GF was in the room .

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Old 11-01-2009, 06:16 AM   #17
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Being an EMT that's worked in 2 different (rather busy) hospitals in his career, I love how some guys are so ready to cringe at the prospect of a few moments of awkward-ness as opposed to getting a potentially life-saving detection method over & done with.

For story's sake, I recall a particularly stoic (i.e. redneck/hillbilliy/farmer-joe) gent that came in with acute abdominal & groin pain, fever-like symptoms and urinary issues for god-knows-how-many-weeks. It was actually his GF that slapped him around a few times in order to get him to go in the first place. Turns out his prostate was so overgrown that a) he wasn't able to take a whizz for over 6 days...think about that...and b) this massive amount of pee that was stored for such a long time had begun to stagnate inside his bladder.

Long story short, he came out of it +1 cath bag and -1 prostate/part of a urethra. He can no longer do the dirty deed, I might add.

And he was about 38-ish when he came in.

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For story's sake, I recall a particularly stoic (i.e. redneck/hillbilliy/farmer-joe) gent that came in with acute abdominal & groin pain, fever-like symptoms and urinary issues for god-knows-how-many-weeks. It was actually his GF that slapped him around a few times in order to get him to go in the first place. Turns out his prostate was so overgrown that a) he wasn't able to take a whizz for over 6 days...think about that...and b) this massive amount of pee that was stored for such a long time had begun to stagnate inside his bladder.

Long story short, he came out of it +1 cath bag and -1 prostate/part of a urethra. He can no longer do the dirty deed, I might add.

And he was about 38-ish when he came in.

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No, that wasn't me... Heck, the pressure build-up for half a day was far too much.
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:44 AM   #19
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Next time. Ask her to write your wife a note that your head is, in fact, not up there.
I'm not quite sure what you mean by this.
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I'm not quite sure what you mean by this.
You're wife has never told you to get your head out of your a$$?
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