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Old 02-24-2011, 12:18 AM   #1
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Sarah: The doctor said I can't get Lasik because my bottom is too big.

Me: .............

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(can't hold it any longer - laughing hysterically)

Sarah: Why are you laughing?

Me: You can't have eye surgery because your butt is too big?!

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Old 02-24-2011, 12:37 AM   #2
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LMAO, at least with airlines it's, "I'm sorry mam/sir... but you'll have to buy a second seat to board this flight".


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Old 02-24-2011, 12:39 AM   #3
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nah, the doctor just means that you don't get a discount.

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