Sarah: The doctor said I can't get Lasik because my bottom is too big.
(can't hold it any longer - laughing hysterically)
Sarah: Why are you laughing?
Me: You can't have eye surgery because your butt is too big?!
LMAO, at least with airlines it's, "I'm sorry mam/sir... but you'll have to buy a second seat to board this flight".
nah, the doctor just means that you don't get a discount.
-I'm not getting older, but the floor is getting further away.