Personally, I prefer the grammar cops to those who find it pretentious or obnoxious to use proper English. Remember that kid in high school who constantly complained that he had to read literature even though he was going to BOCES for vocational training? Was he or was he not almost always a massive prick?
You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!