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Old 11-19-2007, 04:08 PM   #1
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Santa Claus was not born. He was willed into existence by Chuck Norris.


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Old 11-19-2007, 04:10 PM   #2
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Santa Claus actually hates children. He only delivers presents to all the kids on Christmas because Norris has threatened to roundhouse him upside the head if he doesn't.
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Chuck Norris is Santa's daddy...
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Old 11-19-2007, 09:22 PM   #4
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So does Santa also have all those martial-arts skills?

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