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Unicorns?
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Wolpertinger? (a rabbit with fangs and horns)
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The Lernian Hydra?
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Aigikampoi? (Fish-tailed goat)
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4.95% |
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Popobawa? (a gay rapist one eyed ogre)?
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12.87% |
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Daphnaie? - (Laurel tree nymph)
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18.81% |
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Talking Rats?
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1.98% |
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Very Large dogs?
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No, no, no, ligers are for riding. Jackalopes are bred for there skills in magic.
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Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
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01-10-2013, 02:37 PM
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Where is my screw on thumb???
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I believe your sense of ascetic value has been inverted. To solve this problem, forcefully apply your head to a hard surface until blood is running from your ears. Then take a swim in a pool full of hungry piranha.
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OK, then what?
Seriously, have you SEEN a manatee????? Cow of the sea? Cutest of beasts?
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For the record, I have actually been swimming in a small lake filled with piranhas. I'm still here and have all fingers and toes. It wasn't the dry season though, so I probably wouldn't have been inclined to take the dare if it were. I mean, how much is 100 Balboas worth anyway? Oh yeah.....$100. Hell yeah I would still have done it!
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For the record, I have actually been swimming in a small lake filled with piranhas. I'm still here and have all fingers and toes. It wasn't the dry season though, so I probably wouldn't have been inclined to take the dare if it were. I mean, how much is 100 Balboas worth anyway? Oh yeah.....$100. Hell yeah I would still have done it!
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All fingers and toes????
Since the pirhana bath/buffet I have grown 2 more toes. Those buggars are TASTY!!! and high in protien...
 NSFW Pirhana on Netflix has some epic gore/nudity combos*
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All fingers and toes????
Since the pirhana bath/buffet I have grown 2 more toes. Those buggars are TASTY!!! and high in protien...
NSFW Pirhana on Netflix has some epic gore/nudity combos* |
You actually made it through that movie? If I want gore and nudity in what I'm watching, I'll just pop the first season of Spartacus in the blue ray player.
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New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
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All fingers and toes????
Since the pirhana bath/buffet I have grown 2 more toes. Those buggars are TASTY!!! and high in protien...
NSFW Pirhana on Netflix has some epic gore/nudity combos* |
Ask your additional toes how cute they think the manatee is. When they answer, ignore them and take the anti-psychotics the nice man in the white coat gave you.
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Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness
Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
You can quote me on that.
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