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View Poll Results: One beast to bring them all and in the darkness brine them
Unicorns? 7 6.36%
Wolpertinger? (a rabbit with fangs and horns) 23 20.91%
Very small Dogs? 4 3.64%
Sea Serpents? 13 11.82%
The Lernian Hydra? 11 10.00%
Aigikampoi? (Fish-tailed goat) 5 4.55%
Popobawa? (a gay rapist one eyed ogre)? 13 11.82%
Daphnaie? - (Laurel tree nymph) 23 20.91%
Talking Rats? 2 1.82%
Very Large dogs? 9 8.18%
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:04 AM   #251
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No, no, no, ligers are for riding. Jackalopes are bred for there skills in magic.

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I believe your sense of ascetic value has been inverted. To solve this problem, forcefully apply your head to a hard surface until blood is running from your ears. Then take a swim in a pool full of hungry piranha.
OK, then what?

Seriously, have you SEEN a manatee????? Cow of the sea? Cutest of beasts?
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For the record, I have actually been swimming in a small lake filled with piranhas. I'm still here and have all fingers and toes. It wasn't the dry season though, so I probably wouldn't have been inclined to take the dare if it were. I mean, how much is 100 Balboas worth anyway? Oh yeah.....$100. Hell yeah I would still have done it!

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For the record, I have actually been swimming in a small lake filled with piranhas. I'm still here and have all fingers and toes. It wasn't the dry season though, so I probably wouldn't have been inclined to take the dare if it were. I mean, how much is 100 Balboas worth anyway? Oh yeah.....$100. Hell yeah I would still have done it!
All fingers and toes????

Since the pirhana bath/buffet I have grown 2 more toes. Those buggars are TASTY!!! and high in protien...

NSFW Pirhana on Netflix has some epic gore/nudity combos*
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All fingers and toes????

Since the pirhana bath/buffet I have grown 2 more toes. Those buggars are TASTY!!! and high in protien...

NSFW Pirhana on Netflix has some epic gore/nudity combos*
You actually made it through that movie? If I want gore and nudity in what I'm watching, I'll just pop the first season of Spartacus in the blue ray player.
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Since the pirhana bath/buffet I have grown 2 more toes. Those buggars are TASTY!!! and high in protien...

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Ask your additional toes how cute they think the manatee is. When they answer, ignore them and take the anti-psychotics the nice man in the white coat gave you.
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SO!!!! Thanks everyone for their help.

I now have a stable of fanged, horned rabbits. Quite magestic they are. (when they aren't trying to eat your friends)

The last supplier I bought from shrewdly threw in a Popobawa......he is a fair card player and an excellent cook, but I think he is buttering me up for.....other things..blech!

Anyone have a recipe for repellent? I have to sleep sometime.

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I went with very small dogs.

BEWARE THE WEE WOLVES!!!!

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BEWARE THE WEE WOLVES!!!!

AAAAAAAAWHOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!


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SO!!!! Thanks everyone for their help.

I now have a stable of fanged, horned rabbits. Quite magestic they are. (when they aren't trying to eat your friends)

The last supplier I bought from shrewdly threw in a Popobawa......he is a fair card player and an excellent cook, but I think he is buttering me up for.....other things..blech!

Anyone have a recipe for repellent? I have to sleep sometime.
You have to sleep? That's a serious design flaw.

No repellent, but I could send you a pretty good recipe for roast popobawa.
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