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Wolpertinger? (a rabbit with fangs and horns)
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The Lernian Hydra?
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Aigikampoi? (Fish-tailed goat)
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4.95% |
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Popobawa? (a gay rapist one eyed ogre)?
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12.87% |
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Daphnaie? - (Laurel tree nymph)
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18.81% |
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Talking Rats?
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1.98% |
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Very Large dogs?
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01-06-2013, 03:37 AM
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Here little gnomey gnomes, here gnomes, I've got some nice tasty beer for you...
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Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
You can quote me on that.
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01-07-2013, 08:59 PM
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Where is my screw on thumb???
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I finally found a solution!
By surgically removing my bear's limbs and shaving it, I have fooled the gnomes.
I actually saw a gnome looking into my fermenter......I stifled the urge to get my gun.
I calmly walked in....."How are you I asked?"
He looked at me sheepishly, but evidently decided I meant no harm.
"I'm OK", he said,"Seen any bears?"
Not knowing quite what to say, I finally replied,"Not that I recall, you?"
"Nope", he said,"Oh well. Nice manatee" and with that he disapeared.
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01-07-2013, 09:08 PM
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I'm sorry, my sanity inhibitor is malfunctioning. I'm temporarily unable to understand this comment.
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Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness
Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
You can quote me on that.
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01-08-2013, 12:44 AM
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I understand nothing... it's why I'm here.
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The yeast knows what it's doing.
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01-08-2013, 02:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cheezydemon3
I finally found a solution!
By surgically removing my bear's limbs and shaving it, I have fooled the gnomes.
I actually saw a gnome looking into my fermenter......I stifled the urge to get my gun.
I calmly walked in....."How are you I asked?"
He looked at me sheepishly, but evidently decided I meant no harm.
"I'm OK", he said,"Seen any bears?"
Not knowing quite what to say, I finally replied,"Not that I recall, you?"
"Nope", he said,"Oh well. Nice manatee" and with that he disapeared.
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Naw, that would be way to cute to be a manatee. Must have been a particularly stupid gnome.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness
Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
You can quote me on that.
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01-08-2013, 02:09 PM
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Where is my screw on thumb???
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Manatees are statistically the cutest animal on the planet. What is the problem?
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01-09-2013, 01:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cheezydemon3
Manatees are statistically the cutest animal on the planet. What is the problem?
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Compared to what? A pile of dog s***?
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Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness
Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
You can quote me on that.
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01-09-2013, 06:41 PM
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Compared to what? A pile of dog s***?
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Why not?
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01-10-2013, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by cheezydemon3
Why not?
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I believe your sense of ascetic value has been inverted. To solve this problem, forcefully apply your head to a hard surface until blood is running from your ears. Then take a swim in a pool full of hungry piranha.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness
Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
You can quote me on that.
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