Leadgolem

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Gnome beer hmm. That would make a nice change from zombie wine.

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cheezydemon3

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Gnomes don't brew beer. They steal beer soaked bears and wring them out to get beer.

I almost think that one of you is a gnome, intentionally spreading mis-information to make bear stealing easier.

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justwhatthehellareYOUlookingat?

Whattawort

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What about the whales? Gnomes don't steal those do they? I just named mine. Little bastards better not touch "Slimey".

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Bottled - Nadda
Kegged - Star San
On Deck - Zythos IPA

New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max

cheezydemon3

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I am sure Slimey would be happy to munch on a few gnomes. No worries.

Amazingly Polar bears can take down whales under the right circumstances involving ice and sparsely located "breathing" holes. The bears wait at these holes, occasionally dipping in to keep them open, and then jumping on the whales when they stop for a breath.

Just don't get your temps too low and it isn't a problem.

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justwhatthehellareYOUlookingat?

Whattawort

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I have certain methods for repelling pesky bears of all species. They'll leave the beer alone if you just set out an old bowl of rotting demon parts loaded down with moldy cheez and drenched in Natty Ice. You should try it sometime.

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Bottled - Nadda
Kegged - Star San
On Deck - Zythos IPA

New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max

cheezydemon3

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You had me at "repelling pesky bears".......

I would like for you to study this tutorial so that you may finally realize which way you want the bears going.......
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/apparently-i-have-evil-gnomes-stealing-bear-out-my-primary-187905/

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justwhatthehellareYOUlookingat?

Grannyknot

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This poll is worthless without a manbearpig choice.

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Bottled: House Stout, Greenbriar Session IPA, Arsenal ESB
Kegged:
Secondary:
Fermenter:
On Deck: Death by Hops Clone

Whattawort

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I've studied that literature and I, for one, am not buying it. Give me whales or give me death! Sometimes one begets the other though. Narwhals are nothing but trouble unless we're talking about a sour.

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Bottled - Nadda
Kegged - Star San
On Deck - Zythos IPA

New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max

Leadgolem

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Hmm, bear riding gnomish raiders....

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Leadgolem

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He he, I just finished my gnomish mutagen. It turns the gnomes into fermentable sugar!

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