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Wolpertinger? (a rabbit with fangs and horns)
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The Lernian Hydra?
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Popobawa? (a gay rapist one eyed ogre)?
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Daphnaie? - (Laurel tree nymph)
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Talking Rats?
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11-02-2012, 01:43 AM
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Where is my screw on thumb???
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King Midas has an illegitimate son with Medusa.....discuss
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would have had to brown bag her. 
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Golden snakes would probably be stringy.
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You have to melt them down into muffin tins.
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Hmm, I wondered what they named him. Midusa, perhaps? Sad for the mother never to be able to look upon the face of her child.
I wonder who they will get to wet nurse?
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Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
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11-02-2012, 03:43 AM
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I FWH my IPAs
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would have had to brown bag her.
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11-02-2012, 05:20 AM
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Where is my screw on thumb???
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Isn't that vierd?
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Poor kid would always be in trouble with mom because he would turn his back on her. Dad couldn't touch him (unless he truly was an ass). He'd never have a chance with the ladies for risk of getting stuck. But his could probably piss gold.
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would have had to brown bag her.
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11-18-2012, 01:44 AM
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I think there are wild gnomes living on my property...
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Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
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11-18-2012, 04:56 PM
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Don't feed em or they will turn zombie on ya.
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I was thinking of trying to tame them, and train them to do the gardening.
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Hey, ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, your wife can wash her hair with it (it works by the way). If its going to go down a drain, it should touch a nude woman first.
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I was thinking of trying to tame them, and train them to do the gardening.
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Don't forget to train them to help you brew...I hear they make some bitchin' beer
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