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Unicorns? 7 6.36%
Wolpertinger? (a rabbit with fangs and horns) 23 20.91%
Very small Dogs? 4 3.64%
Sea Serpents? 13 11.82%
The Lernian Hydra? 11 10.00%
Aigikampoi? (Fish-tailed goat) 5 4.55%
Popobawa? (a gay rapist one eyed ogre)? 13 11.82%
Daphnaie? - (Laurel tree nymph) 23 20.91%
Talking Rats? 2 1.82%
Very Large dogs? 9 8.18%
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:43 AM   #221
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King Midas has an illegitimate son with Medusa.....discuss
would have had to brown bag her.

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Golden snakes would probably be stringy.
You have to melt them down into muffin tins.
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Hmm, I wondered what they named him. Midusa, perhaps? Sad for the mother never to be able to look upon the face of her child.

I wonder who they will get to wet nurse?

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would have had to brown bag her.
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I was trying to work something up with Gold Member but it didn't pan out.
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Old 11-02-2012, 05:20 AM   #224
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Isn't that vierd?
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Poor kid would always be in trouble with mom because he would turn his back on her. Dad couldn't touch him (unless he truly was an ass). He'd never have a chance with the ladies for risk of getting stuck. But his could probably piss gold.

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You have to melt them down into muffin tins.
Smart. That is all.
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I think there are wild gnomes living on my property...

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Don't feed em or they will turn zombie on ya.

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I was thinking of trying to tame them, and train them to do the gardening.

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I was thinking of trying to tame them, and train them to do the gardening.
Don't forget to train them to help you brew...I hear they make some bitchin' beer
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