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A skeleton walked into a bar. The bartender says "What'll ya have"? The skeleton says "A beer and a mop"... 
An egg and two strips of bacon walk into a bar...the bartender says "we don't serve breakfast in here"...
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08-29-2009, 06:00 PM
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Wow! Bad!
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08-29-2009, 06:26 PM
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Critic!!!!!!! 
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08-29-2009, 06:40 PM
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Spike Milligan's tombstone request:- "I told you I was ill"
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08-30-2009, 02:46 AM
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So's I's says to my wife wid the wooden leg, Peg...
Substitute teacher taking roll...I see the Dover twins are here today, Eileen and Ben...
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08-30-2009, 03:07 AM
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The Invisible Man and the Invisible Woman got married and had kids. They weren't much to look at.
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I asked the doctor how to tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer, he said by the taste.
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einsteins c@#k
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A Rabbi, a Hindu imam, and a Zen teacher walk into a bar in Alabama. The bartender says "GTFO!"
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