Rezilynt

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Here are a few comments from Olympic Commentators that will make you laugh:

Weightlifting: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

Dressage: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

Boxing: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but noone of them re4ally that serious.

Softball: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

Rowing ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

Tennis: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?

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If farmers make wine and engineers make beer, what the hell am I doing here?

NWernBrewer

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Beauty!

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa

CBBaron

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The fun of enthusiast jargon broadcast to the casual observer.
However a couple of them were slipups even within the jargon.
Craig

Parker36

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You missed the best one, when Tiki Barbar called his co-host a cuunt.

Tiki Barber, The C Word, And You