Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
The sun don't shine up the same dogs a$$ everyday.
Life is hard, it's even harder when your stupid.
(Think that is John Wayne)
Good enough for who it's for.
Can't see it from my house. Say these when your helping someone with their house
And my favorite from my Nonno (Italian for grandfather) and mind you he would say this in Italian. "You can't bury your **** in the snow and expect no one to step in it one day."