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hoppybrewster 08-16-2013 01:28 PM

Old Timer Sayings
 
Lets list some old sayings we've heard from our old timers whether we understood them or not.

My dad always told me "You're pi$$ing up a rope"!

Zuljin 08-16-2013 03:19 PM

"Goddamnittohell!"
"Ain't got a pot to piss in."
"Went to **** and the hogs got him."
"Buster crab"

JDGator 08-16-2013 03:28 PM

my dad being a mechanic and myself being a mechanic, my dad would always say "don't stick your finger where you wouldn't stick your c***!!

Rockn_M 08-16-2013 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDGator (Post 5436290)
my dad being a mechanic and myself being a mechanic, my dad would always say "don't stick your finger where you wouldn't stick your c***!!

Mechanic or not, that's just good thinking!

littletommy 08-16-2013 04:26 PM

Useless as tits on a boar hog

Or referring to having sex as "getting some mouse ear"??????

I used to work with an old guy who would say those two all the time.

dschoemaker 08-16-2013 04:27 PM

Were you born in a barn
Walk up hill both ways to school
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out (my personal favorite)

Dave

JDGator 08-16-2013 04:29 PM

referring to a bald guy- "no need to shingle the barn when nothings inside"

JDGator 08-16-2013 04:34 PM

my friends grandpa would say "i would sooner F*** then eat and always be hungry."

during the fall hunting season a friend would always say "smells like Sadie's rotten crotch" cuz of the dying leaves and stuff.

i have more crude lines but doubt HBT would want them since some are a little racist.

MatterOne 08-16-2013 10:19 PM

I'm not sure how common this is, but I like "Ehna", roughly translating to "isn't it"?

Weezy 08-16-2013 10:24 PM

"Honest to Pete!" (when you might otherwise say sh*t! after spilling dinner on the floor, etc.)

My grandfather always said, when we finished a tile job when I was a kid: "Good enough for women we date."


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