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EdWort 10-21-2008 06:43 PM

Old Chub Lip Balm
Anyone ever try this?



"Chub Stick" is the world's first beer lip balm. Our small-batch, custom-made balm is made with almond and macadamia nut oils, beeswax, cocoa and other essential oils... and a dash of Old Chub beer and the malts and hops used in brewing Old Chub! It smells and tastes great (like Old Chub), keeps your kisser in sip shape, and it's SPF 15, too.
Dale of Oskar Blues spoke at the Dixie Cup in Houston last Saturday after the Barleywine tasting. He had some great stories about how he got started brewing and later canning his beer. He had all sorts of swag to give out and the Chapsticks were one of the items.

It's pretty funny, near the cap it says....

Twist the Knob & Rub the Chub!


TexLaw 10-21-2008 06:55 PM

I haven't opened it yet, Ed. I'm still trying to figure out the best way to let my wife know that I have some Old Chub in my pocket that she should try.


EdWort 10-21-2008 06:57 PM

Old Chub Stick and Butt Rub. What a combo!

GilaMinumBeer 10-21-2008 07:09 PM

I ain't putting anybody's chub near my lips! I don't care what you've heard.

Smogre 10-21-2008 07:10 PM

It's a bit grittyer than yer normal lube and has a different smell.
Once you've rubbed enough chub on yah, you get used to it.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible 10-21-2008 07:14 PM

Ma'am, you seem to be developing a cold sore. Let me rub my old chub on your lips. THWACK!!!

Nah, it would never work. :(

Revvy 10-21-2008 07:18 PM

All the chub jokes aside....Think about this...

"No officer, I am not driving druck, that's just my beer flavored chapstick."


Back to the double entendres!!!

Is that ole chub in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

BigKahuna 10-21-2008 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by GilaMinumBeer (Post 908982)
I ain't putting anybody's chub near my lips! I don't what you've heard.

Your Loss!

I wish I'd have known that it had the beer in it...we saw it when we were there, but I figured it was just a gimmic wrap on chapstick!

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible 10-21-2008 07:22 PM

Does it come in different sizes? I want an old chub that lasts longer.

shecky 10-21-2008 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by Laughing_Gnome (Post 909029)
Does it come in different sizes? I want an old chub that lasts longer.

Well, at least you're halfway to your goal.:D

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