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Old 12-22-2006, 07:13 PM   #1
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Default Official Chuck Norris page....

Little kids wear superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.


See how many new ones we get.

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Old 12-22-2006, 07:26 PM   #2
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The earth isn't revolving around the sun, it's fleeing Chuck Norris.

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Old 12-22-2006, 08:01 PM   #3
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Chuck Norris in Latin means "Death by roundhouse Kick"

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Old 12-22-2006, 08:12 PM   #4
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chuck norris has proven he can divide by zero and come up with a positive number.

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Old 12-22-2006, 09:28 PM   #5
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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Old 12-22-2006, 10:28 PM   #6
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Anyone can p!ss on the floor. Chuck Norris can $hit on the ceiling.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he stared down the doctor who was about to spank him and then cut his own umbilical cord with a karate chop.

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Chuck Norrris's tears can cure cancer... Too bad Chuck never cries

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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

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As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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