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Old 05-01-2009, 01:05 AM   #1
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People always said when a Black Man is elected President- Pigs will fly.

and look 100 days in and Swine Flu






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Old 05-01-2009, 01:18 AM   #2
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Okay... I find humor in that.

We went to the movies today and everyone was joking about how we are all in a "confined space" and how we will probably get the swine flu!

The same joking went on at my daughters dance class... confined spaces scare me now.

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Old 05-01-2009, 01:23 AM   #3
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Someone else beat you to it in another thread somewhere. Still a good laugh though.

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Old 05-02-2009, 03:02 AM   #4
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its still funny

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Old 05-02-2009, 01:23 PM   #5
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People always said when a Black Man is elected President- Pigs will fly.

and look 100 days in and Swine Flu






I got that in a text message 5 friggin times the other day from 5 different people.
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Old 05-07-2009, 01:54 AM   #6
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humor in but appear that it is true

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Old 05-09-2009, 04:06 AM   #7
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Default Hot Air Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

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