Windaria

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I'd grab one of my friendly boom sticks and shoot it, then have someone process the meat.

As far as deer done less damage, those things tend to do a lot... but oh well.

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Wrestled it to death for FORTY minutes in a bedroom?

Did it run in and say "Nice daughter mate - well worth a good pummel. How much does she charge? - did you decorate her 'boudoir' yourself? It's just what a punter likes - cheap and trashy - i like! If she's already booked how much for the old tart i passed on the way in?"

Talk about getting carried away.....

Why did he not shut the door, turn off the lights to calm it and then just call animal control?

I guess it would have sh*t on the carpet