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Old 03-01-2010, 05:17 PM   #1
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I'm guilty of just about all of these.....



YOU ARE FROM RURAL WISCONSIN IF....
You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.

You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.

You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.

You can recognize someone from Chicago by their driving.

You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.

You hear someone use the word 'oof-dah' and you do not immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at a county fair

You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.

You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

Football, Deer Hunting & Opening Fishing schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.

Saturday you go to the local bowling alley.

There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning.

You have driven your car on a lake.

You can make sense out of the word 'upnort' and 'battree. '

You always believed that vacation meant 'going up North.'

At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey poky and the chicken dance.

Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar

The local gas station sells live bait.

At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

Your mom asks, 'Were you born in a barn?' and you know exactly what she means.

You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.

Yeseree--yer from Wisconsin and proud. You betcha!

....... What cha tink, eh?

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Old 03-01-2010, 05:20 PM   #2
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Sounds like it could be someone from Manitoba. Heck, it IS someone from Manitoba.

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Old 03-03-2010, 03:36 PM   #3
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Even most urbanite cheeseheads get this.

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Old 03-03-2010, 03:52 PM   #4
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You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.
c'mon, that can't just be us.

can it?
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Old 03-03-2010, 04:06 PM   #5
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I'm guilty of just about all of these.....



YOU ARE FROM RURAL WISCONSIN IF....

You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
What's the point of THAT???


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You can recognize someone from Chicago by their driving.
That's funny, we say the same thing about cheeseheads...and hoosiers!





ESPECIALLY Hoosiers!!
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Old 03-03-2010, 05:13 PM   #6
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You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.
Heck, we left a 4 hour break between our wedding and the reception so everyone could head to the bar and watch the Packer pre-season game. No one complained.
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Old 03-03-2010, 05:31 PM   #7
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not needed, it's nice up here. supposed to be 45 on sunday!

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not needed, it's nice up here. supposed to be 45 on sunday!
Yeah. I'm sure the Harleys will be out in force!
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You're from Wisconsin if you recognize the word "combine" as a NOUN!

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