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Old 01-22-2013, 07:29 PM   #1
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Going beyond "Excuse me while I kiss this guy".

One of my favorites that made my wife laugh hysterically was the the B-52's "Love Shack." I hate this song. I hate how catchy it is, I hate all the nonsense words thrown in and I hate that it never gets out of your head once you hear it.

My misheard lyrics:

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a buggin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as a muffin!


Apparently muffins arent all that hot, according to SWMBO. This opened discussion as to what was hotter, the oven or muffin tin. I wasnt going down without a fight on this one.

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Old 01-22-2013, 07:36 PM   #2
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He didn't kiss a guy? That changes things.

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Old 01-22-2013, 07:37 PM   #3
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From what I hear Jimmi very well might have kissed a guy. While I'm not one to judge, as far as I know, it didnt wind up in the song

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Old 01-22-2013, 07:38 PM   #4
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Old 01-22-2013, 07:46 PM   #5
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same song

lay me down and she's so clingin'
(in sheets of linen)

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Old 01-22-2013, 07:50 PM   #7
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Are you talking about a muffin in the baking sense or in the Aerosmith Walk This Way sense.

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As in corn or blueberry. I havent heard Walk this Way in a while

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wrapped up like a douche

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I mishear lyrics all the time, Not usually in a funny way just in a I don't know.

Before Johnny Cash released his version of Hurt (and I was never challenged on the lyrics so I never looked it up) I was convinced the last line was "I will keep my self, I will fade away."

Some other ones, Pearl Jam Glorified G "Glorified versions of a pelican"

Of course the one probably everyone mishears, Mannfred Mann's Blinded by the light "Wrapped up like a douched"

Also never knew the line "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me" from Bohemian Rhapsody I didn't mishear in the sense I though it said something else, I just flat out had no clue what they were saying.

Some of the misheard lyrics on sites like kissthisguy.com are horrible.

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