I can't compete.http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/11/10/animal-biggest-testicles/?test=latestnews
What? 30 lb balls aren't normal? ****, where's my doctor's phone number.....
I hope tax money went to that study. I'm all for Cricket testicular research.
Do they chirp by rubbing their balls together?
As my Grandma would say, Jimminy Cricket!