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Old 11-24-2008, 05:17 PM   #31
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Why do we have to keep going over this? Chuck Norris is a douchebag. He tried to sue the guys who singlehandedly brought him back from the ruins of post-Walker hell by inventing all those "chuck norris-isms".

Even ignoring the real Chuck Norris' douchebaggery, I triple-dog-dare you to put up a Bond or a Bourne fight-action sequence side-by-side with a Walker, Texas Ranger roundhouse-kick-o-thon. Weak. Sauce. Oooh, you beat up some hired redneck goons with a roundhouse kick in your special roundhouse-kick-jeans.



Won't bind your legs!

Sound's like a little jealousy there, Evan!
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Old 11-24-2008, 05:21 PM   #32
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Sound's like a little jealousy there, Evan!
Yeah, I'm jealous of that dingleberry.
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Old 11-24-2008, 05:25 PM   #33
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I think Evan! could beat either one of them with just his words.

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Old 11-24-2008, 09:18 PM   #34
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I agree with Evan!. You don't see Rick Astley going around suing people just because of some new-found internetz fame.

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Old 11-24-2008, 10:59 PM   #35
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I like Bond, but Bourne is Da Schnitzit! (that means good).

I like the New Bond. I think he brings back the tough guy image that has been lacking in Bond for a while. He reminds me of the Connery Bond in that he is sexy, smart, and tough. Roger Moore was an OK bond, but Sean and Daniel just seem to do it all for me.

Plus, my wife likes Craig, so that's ok for me too.

Anybody else catch this?
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:46 AM   #36
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Anybody else catch this?
Whereas most male fantasies involve two chicks and one dude, Homercidal wants double meat in his sandwich. Hey, that's cool. Here are two dancing bananas for you, since that seems to be your style.
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Old 11-25-2008, 02:23 AM   #37
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ANy Lee Marvin Character would kick the piss out of either one of them.

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Old 11-25-2008, 05:32 PM   #38
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Whereas most male fantasies involve two chicks and one dude, Homercidal wants double meat in his sandwich. Hey, that's cool. Here are two dancing bananas for you, since that seems to be your style.
Well, since the odds of Daniel Craig actually meating my wife, and then actually agreeing to partake in any theoretical misbehaving, are extremely small, I dont' mind making that claim.

I never said I'd care to join them, although for the record, I'm not opposed to a little DP action providing everyone else involved were into it.

That said, I see myself as being on the sidelines, more like a "Q", than anyone else. I would most likely be the man behind Bond - No wait, that is not what I meant! What I mean is that I'd more likely be providing him the gadgets he needs to get the job done...


Oh, I give up!
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