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It's a wonder any of us survive at all
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Consumer Reports finds many Americans can't resist risky behavior:
Swab your ears? Survey says you're not alone - Behavior - MSNBC.com
OMG! It's a good thing they didn't ask how many homebrewers drink homebrew while brewing 
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02-03-2009, 08:39 PM
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Pfffff and 30% never wear sunglasses when there is a
solar flare directly at the apex of a lunar alignment during
mars retrograde.
I hate statistics
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02-03-2009, 08:43 PM
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Nearly 4 in 10 often eat raw cookie dough, which could carry salmonella.
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02-03-2009, 08:45 PM
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And 73% use MicroSoft products.
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02-03-2009, 08:46 PM
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Er, these are the risky behaviors? I was expecting crocodile wrestling, skydiving, and stealing ice cream from sad women.
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02-03-2009, 08:48 PM
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Meh, if I don't swab, I'll end up inadvertently picking my ear with my pinky. That's gotta be worse.
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02-03-2009, 08:49 PM
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You can swab, but you shouldn't breach the part where the ear canal narrows.
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02-03-2009, 08:51 PM
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That's gross. 25% of Americans have some nasty ears.
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02-03-2009, 08:51 PM
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That's where all the nasty crap is. If I can feel it in there, it's a-swabbin' time. Many apologies to my tympanic membrane.
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02-03-2009, 08:52 PM
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Then just squirt some hydrogen peroxide in there. Works 10x better than swabbing and without that pesky popped ear drum.
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