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More specifically, "Black Pu$$y Rice".

It's an old Malay/Indo voodo thing. The make the bowl of steaming black sticky rice and then waggle their bare taco within the steam. Then feed it to you.

It's meant to mesmerize the embiber and make him the preparers pet. A sort of Love Potion No 9.

True story.
I will have to find a polite way of asking if my wife is privy to such techniques. In the meantime, I will be consulting my local Silat master for proper defense.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:07 PM   #12
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I will have to find a polite way of asking if my wife is privy to such techniques. In the meantime, I will be consulting my local Silat master for proper defense.
The only proper defense,

order out.



Often.




I forget. Is your SWMBO Muslima? Is she of the typical Malay/Indo superstitious persuasion?

Ever served you the black rice?
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So, is that how she wrangled you in, Gila?

Sh!t no!

She set her sights on me cause she wanted to make her ex jealous.

Didn't I mention conniving?

It's been 13 years now and I just don't have the heart to tell her that he still doesn't care.
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I forget. Is your SWMBO Muslima? Is she of the typical Malay/Indo superstitious persuasion?
She is Muslim. However, she is not "typical" in that she does not (at all) carry with her those sort of old-school (as I consider it) traditional superstitions. Although her sister's husband absolutely does, so I am very familiar with that "persuasion," as you say.

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Ever served you the black rice?
Never. I just asked her if she ever heard of it and she had no idea what I was talking about. She had to read through the entire thread to get an idea of how it came up, for context. She is still laughing about it...I'm nervous (just kidding).
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she had no idea what I was talking about.

She's good.

Be afraid. Be. Very. Afraid.

Malay/Indo Mulsima...........Says it all right there.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:37 PM   #17
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More specifically, "Black Pu$$y Rice".

It's an old Malay/Indo voodo thing. The make the bowl of steaming black sticky rice and then waggle their bare taco within the steam. Then feed it to you.

It's meant to mesmerize the embiber and make him the preparers pet. A sort of Love Potion No 9.

True story.
Are you ever sorry you asked something? I am. But not over this, this is great.
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Are you ever sorry you asked something? I am. But not over this, this is great.
You know that phrase? "Hell hath no fury..."

It's to do with that Malay/Indo Muslima thing I mentioned earlier.


You see, the headcoverings weren't mandated for piety at all. It was to protect the general population from those head exploding stares. And that whole 10 paces behind the man thing, any Muslima can explain that in two words.

Land Mines.
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You know that phrase? "Hell hath no fury..."

It's to do with that Malay/Indo Muslima thing I mentioned earlier.
But what a ride...
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But what a ride...
Who needs drugs.....marry a muslima!
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