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Old 11-18-2011, 02:09 PM   #1
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Default How to make authentic "Prison Hooch"

Check out this article. The dude makes the foulest mixture and gets his friends to drink it!

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Old 11-18-2011, 02:43 PM   #2
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This is the difference between the homebrew community and the prisonbrew community:

"But then the guy wouldn't give me the yeast! SO I STABBED HIM WITH A PEN IN THE EYE AND TOOK IT!"

Love it!

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Old 11-18-2011, 03:14 PM   #3
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.....and "I reflected on the artisans around the world who've dedicated their lives to the craft of winemaking, as I lovingly shoved moldy bread in my socks."

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Old 11-18-2011, 03:29 PM   #4
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I love The Sneeze! It's a shame it's updated so infrequently now.

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Old 11-19-2011, 01:58 AM   #5
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I was literally in tears with laughter.

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Old 11-22-2011, 01:35 AM   #6
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Hahahahahahahahaha thanks for sharing. That's awesome what's next prison distilling with A candle soda can and foil lol

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Old 11-23-2011, 07:34 PM   #7
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that's awesome.

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Old 11-23-2011, 07:49 PM   #8
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Funny sh*t!

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Old 11-23-2011, 08:00 PM   #9
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thats really impressive and funny

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Old 11-23-2011, 08:09 PM   #10
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Old but good.

Money quote:

Quote:
It's hard to believe this started out as a bag of fruit snacks and grape juice. Yet somehow these ingredients went from sweet and child-like to harsh and alcoholic quicker than Lindsay Lohan.
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