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Old 03-02-2010, 08:09 PM   #1
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HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought
he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn't say much.
asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with
me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior.
I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.


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Harley wouldn't start today, can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.


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Old 03-02-2010, 08:21 PM   #2
I use secondaries. :p
 
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that's awesome.

thanks!
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Old 03-02-2010, 08:30 PM   #3
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A classic.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:39 PM   #4
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Sounds like my neighbors. She's moving out.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:58 PM   #5
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+1 from me. Gave me a good laugh.
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I forwarded this to my wife once and she never responded. I am not sure how she took it, but it does sum up a basic difference between men and women nicely.
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My wife thought it was hysterical and forwarded it on to all of her friends.
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oh man... i love that one. i've seen it before but always love to read it.
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that's hilarious, Thanks!
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Hilarious!


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