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Old 01-11-2008, 09:32 PM   #1
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road near O'Fallon, MO one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of Sam Adams Utopias in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the Utopias, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

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Old 01-11-2008, 09:43 PM   #2
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PHHHH...

Funny.

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Old 01-11-2008, 09:46 PM   #3
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Great one!!! I had to email that one.

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Old 01-11-2008, 09:56 PM   #4
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Roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, that one just got emailed from here, too!

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Old 01-11-2008, 10:14 PM   #5
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i posted on other forums...lol, everyone loves a good hill-dog joke

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Old 01-11-2008, 11:21 PM   #6
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E-mails sent... Some to strangers... It was just too good.

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Old 01-12-2008, 12:54 AM   #7
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Do you realize how fast I would be permanently banned from one of my other discussion boards if I posted that??!!
Man, it's nice to be where humor, even pointed, goes unpunished!!

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Old 01-12-2008, 02:38 AM   #8
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I got to the bottom of this page and there was a Google ad From Freedomworks.com that said: Stop Hillary Care. Talk about a sign from God.

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Old 01-12-2008, 04:10 AM   #9
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Don't know if you made it up or just pasted it, but you are a genius Ed. I am sending that to everyone I know.

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Old 01-12-2008, 09:39 AM   #10
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No political threads! Can we get a mod in here to delete this please??

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Just kidding ed, that was hillary-ious!
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