.. is a good woman. Surprised me today.
She came home from work & walked in the house & said "Can you please help me? I went shopping & there's some stuff in the back of my car I'd like your help with"
Yadda yadda yadda.
So, like a good male counterpart, I go off to empty out the back of her SUV.
Of 4 cornie kegs.
The little snot was standing in the door laughing at my surprise.
Yeah, I got owned. But It Did Not Suck.