Ha! Not like that (though I guess we could talk about what beer you'd want to be your kid's first...)
Turns out that if all goes well, the ol' Cap'n and his Mate are expecting a little powder monkey (in August, so we've got time to plan and can do a long secondary), and I'm trying to figure out a suitable beer to brew for the occasion. I'm assuming I wouldn't be the first to do this, so who else has made a beer to commemorate a child, and what was it?
(Also, nice to see everyone again!)