CreamyGoodness

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Just tried to have my first glass of Derby brand lemonade ($1.99 on sale!)

I'd rather have a BMC colonic whilst watching the Tom Green show. Absolutely vile. Tastes like a mix of lemon skins, lemon Pledge and the dashed dreams of a young orphan in Kabul. Also, it looks like wee-wee with bubbles.

Skip it.

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.

501irishred

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Sounds a lot like my first marriage! Heavy on the dashed dreams......

headbanger

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Are you sure it wasn't bud light?

CreamyGoodness

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Seriously, if someone offered you a bud light to get the taste of this stuff out of your mouth, you would thank them and mean it.

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.

headbanger

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Man, that's bad!

Whattawort

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This is pretty serious coming from the guy that will ferment anything on a dare.

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New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max

CreamyGoodness

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Hey I've said I'd TRY anything once... never said I'd LIKE it!

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.

mcwilcr

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Well in that case, how did the BMC butt chugging, Tom Green show marathon go? Would you recommend it to others?

CreamyGoodness

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I've shied away from butt-chugging since I heard about the guy on the news who was paying off his nurse to spike his colonics with sherry. He's no longer with us... kind of soured me on the idea.

Seriously though, avoid the lemonade... its nasty stuff.

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.

carguy13

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I've been to Kabul... ****ty place.