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CreamyGoodness 11-26-2012 04:19 PM

Ghastly
 
Just tried to have my first glass of Derby brand lemonade ($1.99 on sale!)

I'd rather have a BMC colonic whilst watching the Tom Green show. Absolutely vile. Tastes like a mix of lemon skins, lemon Pledge and the dashed dreams of a young orphan in Kabul. Also, it looks like wee-wee with bubbles.

Skip it.

501irishred 11-26-2012 04:37 PM

Sounds a lot like my first marriage! Heavy on the dashed dreams...... ;)

headbanger 11-26-2012 04:51 PM

Are you sure it wasn't bud light?

CreamyGoodness 11-26-2012 04:53 PM

Seriously, if someone offered you a bud light to get the taste of this stuff out of your mouth, you would thank them and mean it.

headbanger 11-26-2012 05:11 PM

Man, that's bad!

Whattawort 11-26-2012 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness (Post 4622306)
Seriously, if someone offered you a bud light to get the taste of this stuff out of your mouth, you would thank them and mean it.

This is pretty serious coming from the guy that will ferment anything on a dare.

CreamyGoodness 11-26-2012 05:43 PM

Hey I've said I'd TRY anything once... never said I'd LIKE it!

mcwilcr 11-26-2012 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness
Hey I've said I'd TRY anything once... never said I'd LIKE it!

Well in that case, how did the BMC butt chugging, Tom Green show marathon go? Would you recommend it to others?

CreamyGoodness 11-26-2012 08:15 PM

I've shied away from butt-chugging since I heard about the guy on the news who was paying off his nurse to spike his colonics with sherry. He's no longer with us... kind of soured me on the idea.

Seriously though, avoid the lemonade... its nasty stuff.

carguy13 11-27-2012 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness (Post 4622184)
Just tried to have my first glass of Derby brand lemonade ($1.99 on sale!)

I'd rather have a BMC colonic whilst watching the Tom Green show. Absolutely vile. Tastes like a mix of lemon skins, lemon Pledge and the dashed dreams of a young orphan in Kabul. Also, it looks like wee-wee with bubbles.

Skip it.

I've been to Kabul... ****ty place.


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