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Old 02-28-2008, 04:16 AM   #1
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer'.



The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.



Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.



After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.



At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the rectory females.



Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.



For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.



For a video to see how beer works click here:

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

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Old 02-28-2008, 05:02 AM   #2
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HAHA. That's comical!

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Hahaha look up golf courses in the phone book, classic

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Lmao HH Where the hell do you come up with this ****? lol

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Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
Hey! If I forward a warning to 'em, it doesn't work anymore!!

I mean...er...
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