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Old 01-20-2012, 11:13 AM   #21
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This is one of those "Does my butt look big in these jeans?" moments that we men are destined to lose our weenuses no matter how we answer, so it's best to go find a bar and drink til it all blows over.
BINGO!
Nobody wins, everybody loses. The wife will be mad if you do & mad if you don't; the roomate will be sad/mad if you don't & the same later when the wife is upset. You are damned if you do & damned if you don't.

Post a pic of the roomate, maybe somebody will volunteer to go on a 1st date with her & fill out the questionaire after; just make sure niether the volunteer nor the roomate are serial killers.
Regards, GF.
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Old 01-20-2012, 11:57 AM   #22
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I am so happy to see the HBT community giving such good advice. Listen to Yooper, she's right. Also the double date idea and listing what she wants in a man are good advice too. Good luck.

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Old 01-20-2012, 01:11 PM   #23
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Ok, well, No date then.. Does it matter shes 2 4 after 10 beer?

Wait, maybe thats her problem.... "but shes super nice"
Did everyone skip this post?

Sorry to say lots of guys (and gals) consider looks to be very important, especially early in a relationship.

She needs to get her dates very drunk. Trust me, get a man drunk enough and you might not get a second date, but at least your first date will last into the next day!
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Old 01-20-2012, 03:29 PM   #24
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I'm not sure what "Does it matter shes 2 4 after 10 beer?" means.
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Old 01-20-2012, 03:40 PM   #25
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I read that to mean "She is a 2 (on a scale of 1-10,) that becomes a 4/10 after putting on your 10x beer goggles"

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Old 01-20-2012, 03:50 PM   #26
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Someone call Lifetime, we have a movie idea here. That ends badly.
Valerie Bertinelli in "Men Are Terrible And Will Hurt You Because This Is Lifetime"
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Old 01-20-2012, 04:06 PM   #27
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UMMMMMMM, is she paying?

Ok listen is't not going to work, she knows you. I could go out with any of my wife's friend and have a good time but she's not going to get a good answer.

This is what you do, decline. Have her tape the date,(with another man) on a pocket recorder and critique the date. No mater what is said on the tape the guy is a !@#$% bag ok? Now what you do is if she's a decent person try to steer her in the direction of a friend. If she's a slag send her to your boss.

Problems solved.

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I read that to mean "She is a 2 (on a scale of 1-10,) that becomes a 4/10 after putting on your 10x beer goggles"
Gotcha. Thanx.

In which case we definitely need a head-to-foot photo.
That could be the issue.
True, guys are hardwired to their eyeballs.
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Old 01-20-2012, 05:51 PM   #29
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Did everyone skip this post?

Sorry to say lots of guys (and gals) consider looks to be very important, especially early in a relationship.

She needs to get her dates very drunk. Trust me, get a man drunk enough and you might not get a second date, but at least your first date will last into the next day!
I'm choosing to ignore it.

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1. Is she hotter than my wife? Y/N
2. Now that I'm tipsy, am I trying to grope her? Y/N
3. If I had it all to do over again would I have gotten married? Y/N
4. Why am I crying every time I look into her eyes? (Essay)
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