Helmy

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Do you have a favorite Beer related quote? I personally have two that always make me smile!

1. "Heres to beer, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"
Homer Simpson

2. Now this one i am sure i am not spot on with the wording but im sure you will get the idea: After being called out for being obviousally wasted...."I may be drunk now, but in the morning i will wake up sober, while you will still wake up ugly"
Winston Churchill

Have any good ones?

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"Give a man a beer and he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to make beer and he'll waste a lifetime."

archmaker

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It was Lady Astor who walked up to Churchill and stated that he was drunk. He replied "Yes maam I may be drunk but you are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober"

Beer is evidence that God wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin.

I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I quit thinking - Someones tag line

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin

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Brewtopia

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Welcome to Homer Alaska
A nice drinking village with a fishing problem

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Kaiser

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"Water? Water is where the fishes f**k"

Referring to beer as the better thirst quencher.

Kai

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Evets

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Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore!

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sause

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Before I learned to brew I was poor, sober and lonely. Now I am just poor. - Brewpastor.

See quote below.

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mrkristofo

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This one's from my grandma:

"The sun has rose, and so it goes, it's time to drink some beer"

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"30% of the human body is water... or in my case Beer" - Homer Simpson

"C'mon, Drink up!, Not drinking is only going to make it worse" - Homer Simpson

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson

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PeteOz77

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. -- Tom Waits

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -- W. C. Fields

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink. -- W. C. Fields

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