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Old 12-31-2007, 07:18 PM   #1
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One of the local radio stations out here does a bit where people call in with drunken messages left on their voicemail. Sometimes I think they're staged, but there are some that are genuine and funny.

Jenny Hits a Street Sign

I'm going to use my vibrator

I'm on Fire

You're So Gay



I've drunk dialed before, as I'm sure most of you have.


Anybody got any good drunk dial stories?

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Old 12-31-2007, 07:23 PM   #2
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AWESOME reminds me of the girl I work with. She always leaves drunk messages on my phone of random ****. My wife can' t stand her, but she has no clue.

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Kind of annoying but still kinda funny.

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I've never drunk dialed. However, once my sleep schedule got all messed up and the Dr. gave me Ambien to get it back on track. Nothing happened so I took an extra one. Should have waited a little longer for the first to kick in. In addition to eating some crazy stuff I was told I made some odd calls to random people.

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I've never drunk dialed. However, once my sleep schedule got all messed up and the Dr. gave me Ambien to get it back on track. Nothing happened so I took an extra one. Should have waited a little longer for the first to kick in. In addition to eating some crazy stuff I was told I made some odd calls to random people.
HaHaHa! Phone calls from a stoned TxBrew. How fun is that!
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Old 12-31-2007, 08:47 PM   #6
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When out with a certain buddy, I have to play the drunk dialing police. He'll tell 8 different girls in one night that he wants to get married, he's not seeing anyone else, blah, blah, blah. Whatever they want to hear, he'll tell them.

Then he spends the next day doing damage control and lying some more. I personally don't have that kind of energy or patience to keep all that straight. If I'm drunk dialing, I'm calling SWMBO to come pick me up. That's about it.



Another friend of mine who's in the military thought it would be fun to call this girl he was kinda seeing and have ME tell her that he'd been shot! Not shot dead, but enough that it required a hospital stay. It sounded like a good idea at the time. I think she was on the Olympic Taekwondo team too or something like that. I'm sure there was hell to pay when he got back to that part of the country.

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I've never drunk dialed. However, once my sleep schedule got all messed up and the Dr. gave me Ambien to get it back on track. Nothing happened so I took an extra one. Should have waited a little longer for the first to kick in. In addition to eating some crazy stuff I was told I made some odd calls to random people.
SWMBO got perscribed some ambien a while back. It really messes her up, just one pill.
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I tend to drunk dial my old Navy buddies and they think that it is funny, mostly because they do the same thing. I don't have many women to drunk dial. kinda sad i know but what do you do.


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drunk dialing is the most honest **** you will ever hear.


I LOVE IT

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SWMBO makes me call my twin sister in another state when we're standing around drinking Cuervo shots all night. It's not a bad thing though, my sister is usually drinking too, but if she's not, she puts up with me. She also calls me drunk too.

My worst drunk dialing is when I call some sort of customer service number. For instance when my Internet service has crapped out on me, or my favorite is when I get one of those telemarketer calls where they hang up on you when you answer. I use the caller ID and call them back, and I'm pretty sure there are FCC laws prohibiting the language I use with them. Serves them right though, calling me right when they know we're right in the middle of a bottle.

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