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Old 10-02-2010, 02:54 AM   #21
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Uhhhh I'm fighting with a choice of 12" high cpu speaker, 8" high flimsy dsl modem, large sheet of tin foil, or a #2 pencil.

In the words of those great entertainers Montey Python... 'run away'!
I am replaying several MacGyver episodes in my head to see if I can come up with something lethal for ya. I'm sure there is a projectile configuration in there somewhere.
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:21 AM   #22
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A Macbook sleeve.


Or the TV.


I'm doomded.

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Old 10-02-2010, 03:23 AM   #23
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I am replaying several MacGyver episodes in my head to see if I can come up with something lethal for ya. I'm sure there is a projectile configuration in there somewhere.
Hold the aluminum foil tightly and look at the reflective side to see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the speaker in half. 2 halves make a whole. Push the zombie into the hole.

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Old 10-02-2010, 04:27 AM   #24
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Hold the aluminum foil tightly and look at the reflective side to see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the speaker in half. 2 halves make a whole. Push the zombie into the hole.

Simple.
haha that made me laugh.
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Old 10-02-2010, 04:32 AM   #25
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Oh f**k it's a backgammon set in an ornate wooden box....

Oh wait, it's sitting on a small wrought iron table....

Whew!

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Old 10-02-2010, 04:48 AM   #26
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I've got 2 guitars (electric, fairly heavy bodies). Those oughta smash some zombie heads.

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Old 10-02-2010, 06:38 AM   #27
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I'm good this time. M-4 W/ 200 RDS M-9 W/100 RDS. Its the only perk to my job, always prepared for Zombie Apocolypse.

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Old 10-02-2010, 02:33 PM   #29
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a fold up "caution watch your step" sign or a box fan. oddly enough there's a chemical safety suit there as well, so at least i can keep most of the blood off me when i make the appropriate puddle for the sign.

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Old 10-02-2010, 04:58 PM   #30
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My cellphone or a chair.

I guess I'll have to use the chair to clean a path to my guns. I do have a 9mm right behind me, so I should be able to get to that fairly quickly.

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