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Old 11-28-2006, 11:10 PM   #21
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19 Dec 2034 . . . Good thing I planned on blowing up the Earth on the 18th

No blowing up the earth on my birthday. I'll have turned 69 and hopefully will be able to celebrate it properly.

I'll tell you what, wait till the 19th, I'll drive up there and we'll get really drunk and THEN I'll help you blow it up. Hell I never wanted to live to 70 anyway.

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EDIT: Never mind Pumbaa, I'll already be dead. (Friday November 5th, 2032) Go ahead and take it out the 18th and have a cold one on me when you do it.
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Old 11-29-2006, 12:25 AM   #22
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September 30th, 2049. I'll be 74. Sounds about right for my family history.

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Old 11-29-2006, 12:59 AM   #23
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mine ranged from 2029-2035. I'll be 51-57!

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Old 11-29-2006, 01:00 AM   #24
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Maybe it knows your wife caught you in bed with her sister....
She doesn't have a sister, but her best friend is hot.

She reads these boards sometimes, maybe I shouldn't post this. Who am I kidding, she knows her friend is hot.
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:05 AM   #25
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She doesn't have a sister, but her best friend is hot.

She reads these boards sometimes, maybe I shouldn't post this. Who am I kidding, she knows her friend is hot.
That sounds like it has the potential to get really, really hot...
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:13 AM   #26
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Since I will be living until I am in my mid 90s and all you guys are going to be long gone, it would be useful for me to know which of you have the big death policies and the hot wives. No offense, but you'll be gone and I might find that to be useful information.

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Old 11-29-2006, 01:18 AM   #27
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HERETIC!!! How dare you beleive in this witch craft!

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Old 11-29-2006, 01:52 AM   #28
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Just put in SWMBO's information and she goes on May 28, 2074. SHE IS GOING TO LIVE TO BE 103 years old. How is that fair? She says she'll miss me...

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Old 11-29-2006, 01:31 PM   #29
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An interesting range of random numbers, none of which is as high as the 91-95 that real actuarial programs come up with for me.

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Old 11-29-2006, 03:20 PM   #30
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Well that is good news. I'll die on my sons birthday. (Sept 6 2032)

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