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Old 01-22-2009, 04:51 PM   #121
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Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned. I feel for you, so much so that I'll contain my wrath where you are concerned.
Sounds like the "mexican girl" mentioned in the Tom Russell song "The Eyes of Roberto Duran."

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Old 01-22-2009, 04:51 PM   #122
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Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned.
I dated a half-Hispanic half-Asian woman for five years. You want to talk about women scorned...
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:52 PM   #123
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Jeez. I had to ask SWMBO what fuschia is. Guess what? It's pink. Why didn't you just say 'pink'?
I think I just realized what is bothering me so much about this..... The ol' saying, "Two in the fuschia, one in the stink" just doesn't have the same ring to it anymore....
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:52 PM   #124
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Dude, I want my mom to get married so she doesn't end up moving in with me!
She must be something to live with if you're willing to pawn her off on Revvy!
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:52 PM   #125
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my apologizes. I thought you meant the post you had quoted before saying it was sigged. That's why I didn't see it. Congratulations! You are more important that I now! And that's saying something! It's saying you are now the 2nd to Least important person on HBT
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:54 PM   #126
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My wife is latina as well so I know ALL about that. I actually took a class at the community college about Latin American history and culture that helped me a lot in understanding her and why she reacts to some things in certain ways.
MY BROTHER, MY FRIEND!!!!
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She must be something to live with if you're willing to pawn her off on Revvy!
Meh. He homebrews. How bad can it be? As long as I don't have to start calling him Dad...
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I dated a half-Hispanic half-Asian woman for five years. You want to talk about women scorned...
Talk about a racial reference for Sexual content.
I myself have never had a fish taco. Let alone a sushi taco!

This thread need moved to members area to content. Pony up BrownieBites I mean Bernerbits
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After all that I ended up marrying a blonde white woman of course. And you'll have to wait until my tax refund gets direct deposited. Christmas did a number on my checking account.
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......This thread need moved to members area to content. Pony up BrownieBites I mean Bernerbits
Sounds like someone is being called out..... by the really ugly woman! Dang, that avatar is just freaky!
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