bkov

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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off TCU and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Pics of said GF

eriktlupus

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rotflol890

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PsicloneRN

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epic thread

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Planning- Centennial Blonde, SNPA clone
Primary- AG Bavarian Hefeweizen, AG Haus Pale Ale
Secondary- Blueberry Mead
Bottled- Dry. Dear lord no!
On Tap- Robust Porter, Old Ale

danorocks17

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she's alright, if you like grill marks on your weenis

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"blessing of your heart, you brew a good ale"

ChshreCat

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Pfft... everyone knows that type of GF does it's best work when it's working on the meat of several men at once.

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masonsjax

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Too clean. I like my women a little on the dirty side.

JoeMama

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I ROFLed at that. The wife didnt think it so funny...

Trade you a wife for your GF?
-Me

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jwright

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Yeah, but how often does it make grilled cheese?

Ceedubya

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I use my GF all the time to make me a grilled cheese when my wife won't

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I get no more grilled cheese.
bkov, did you see which way your GF went?
jason