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Old 06-04-2010, 10:15 PM   #1
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Default Bunny wars!

Friends...as of today, I am declaring a BUNNY WAR against one large, brown rodent who is charmingly dining on MY garden vegetables. In the twelve years I've lived here, I've had bunnies once or twice, but this bunny is persistent...and hungry! I shook on ground cayenne pepper, and he dined. I fenced in the garden with plastic fencing. He chewed through it and dined. I patched the fencing with doubled plastic fencing. He chewed through it and dined!

So, today I did the TRIPLE WHAMMY:

#1: I sprayed ALL of his favorite vegetables with a "tea" made from garlic powder and cayenne pepper;
#2: I shook out a ring of granules containing coyote urine [wabbits don't like coyotes] all around the garden;
#3: I took the plastic fencing down and put up a "chicken wire" fence...I even thought about electrifying it!

GO AHEAD, WABBIT AND MAKE MY DAY! BE AFWAID, WABBIT! BE VEWY, VEWY AFWAID! Remember, wabbit, I own a .22 rifle and know how to use it!

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Old 06-04-2010, 10:20 PM   #2
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Rabbit, its whats for dinner!

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Old 06-04-2010, 10:20 PM   #3
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let him dine then ... WHAM-O, you dine on wabbit stew.

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Old 06-04-2010, 10:20 PM   #4
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my guess... tonight he'll dine.

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Old 06-04-2010, 10:21 PM   #5
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Tractor Supply sells box traps.......sounds like this bunny needs a ride....

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Old 06-04-2010, 10:23 PM   #6
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Buy blood meal and shake liberally on your garden. It will stink like a cow died in your yard but it works pretty well on those nasty vegetarians.

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You could try setting out a dish of antifreeze. But you might also find a few neighborhood dogs in your yard as well.

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Get a large dog.

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